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The House that Jack Built by Books Golden
epub |eng | 2011-11-30 | Author:Books, Golden

This is the man all tattered and torn, That kissed the maiden all forlorn, That milked the cow with the crumpled horn, That tossed the dog That worried the cat ...
( Category: Early Learning December 11,2017 )
My Weirder School Collection: Books 1-4 by Dan Gutman
epub |eng | | Author:Dan Gutman

Visit www.AuthorTracker.com for exclusive information on your favorite HarperCollins authors. Copyright Mr. Harrison Is Embarrassin’! Text copyright © 2011 by Dan Gutman Illustrations copyright © 2011 by Jim Paillot All ...
( Category: Humor December 8,2017 )
Spin Control by Niki Burnham
epub |eng | 2005-12-06 | Author:Niki Burnham

Six I think I have said about ten extremely heartfelt thank yous to God in the last hour that both Jules and Natalie are the type of people who become ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction December 6,2017 )
The Princess Diaries 1 by Meg Cabot
epub |eng | 2011-04-10 | Author:Meg Cabot [Cabot, Meg]

* * * Past Midnight, Sunday, October 12 She still hasn’t called. * * * Sunday, October 12 Oh my God. I am so embarrassed. I wish I could disappear. ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction December 6,2017 )
My Weirdest School #2 by Dan Gutman
epub, mobi |eng | 2015-04-22 | Author:Dan Gutman

“Great, A.J.!” said Ms. Cuddy. “I’d like to see Dirk School top that!” She went over to change the channel to the Dirk morning announcements. That girl Morgan Brocklebank was ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction December 6,2017 )
Bunnicula 07 - Bunnicula Meets Edgar Allan Crow by James Howe
epub |eng | 2011-04-02 | Author:James Howe [Howe, James]

( Category: Animals December 5,2017 )
It Ain't So Awful, Falafel by Firoozeh Dumas
epub |eng | | Author:Firoozeh Dumas

In the morning, Mrs. Woods makes eggs, cinnamon rolls, and hot chocolate over the campfire. It is the most delicious breakfast I have ever had. “Food always tastes better in ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction December 3,2017 )
Magnus Chase and the Hammer of Thor by Rick Riordan
epub |eng | 2016-10-03 | Author:Rick Riordan [Riordan, Rick]

THIRTY-ONE Heimdall Takes a Selfie with Literally Everyone Amir almost pulled an einherji move. He would’ve jumped sixty feet if I hadn’t been holding on to him. ‘What was that?’ ...
( Category: Humor December 3,2017 )
Dr. Maniac vs. Robby Schwartz by R.L. Stine
epub |eng | 2015-12-02 | Author:R.L. Stine

I stepped back. “I didn’t run away,” I said. “I —” “Robby, you have to tell us everything you know,” Mom interrupted. “Do you know where Sam and Brooke are? ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy December 2,2017 )
Don't Tap-Dance on Your Teacher by Katherine Applegate & Brian Biggs
azw3 |eng | 2009-03-03 | Author:Katherine Applegate & Brian Biggs

Emma’s mouse part was quiet and twinkly. “Look at the two little dancing girls!” someone yelled. Two older boys were staring at us. And laughing. In that special mean way ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction December 2,2017 )
Double Feature by Julia DeVillers
epub |eng | | Author:Julia DeVillers

Fifteen HOLLYWOOD HOT SPOT Ashlynn perked up when she saw the restaurant. “You know who goes to this restaurant?” she said, and then started naming celebrities. Some I knew and ...
( Category: Arts, Music & Photography December 2,2017 )
Do-Over by Niki Burnham
epub |eng | 2006-12-02 | Author:Niki Burnham

Five “Listen,” Georg says once we’re on the chairlift again, keeping his voice low since Dad and Anna are right behind us and—as Dad pointed out—voices carry on these things. ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction December 2,2017 )
Dork in Disguise by Carol Gorman
epub |eng | 2014-07-07 | Author:Carol Gorman

Chapter Eleven Jerry tried all afternoon to get Brenda’s attention so he could talk to her, but she walked out of every class with Kim and Kat Henley and Aubrey ...
( Category: Humor December 2,2017 )
Woe Is I: The Grammarphobe's Guide to Better English in Plain English(Third Edition) by Patricia T. O'Conner
mobi |eng | 2010-07-26 | Author:Patricia T. O'Conner

REASON . . . IS BECAUSE. Here’s a redundancy for you, a wording that seems to repeat itself: The reason Rex stayed home is because robbers tied him up. Can ...
( Category: Words, Language & Grammar December 2,2017 )
Miss Brooks Loves Books (And I Don't) by Barbara Bottner
epub |eng | 2010-12-02 | Author:Barbara Bottner [Bottner, Barbara]

When I get home, I ask my mother if we can move to a new town. My mother says there’s a librarian in every town. I ask if she wants ...
( Category: Humor December 2,2017 )

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